Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Episodes
100 episodes
#94 - The Space Episode
Na-Nu Na-Nu! The three jolly earthlings are back with talk of a canine creature in space, favourite space films, it's off to India we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we speak of smells / fragrances in space (kinda!), then there's our o...
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#93 - The Mythology Episode
Well, the three vagabonds are back again with talk of befriending a mythical beast in China, a doctor offers us his help, we talk about our fave mythological creatures, it's off to Scotland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we have an urban...
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#92 - The Future Episode
Been a minute! The three oddballs of oddness have returned from their busy schedules for Chris to talk about using A.I to describe us, there are more futuristic shenanigans from our lovely listeners, we go off to Toyota Woven City in Far Off Fo...
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#91 - The Fashion Episode
Happy New Year! (can we still say that!?)There is talk of Pete's misfortune, indoor footwear, Chris demonstrates his trend-setting capabilities, there's the first Audience Communication of 2025, it's off to Northern Ireland in Far Off F...
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#90 - The Christmas Episode
Joyeux Noel! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! We have an exchange of presents between the three pals, Chris talks of hunting down yet another beast, we have Tom's Audience Intercommunication, we're off to South Carolina in Far Off F...
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#89 - The Beast Episode
Wild things! Chris regales us with his successful attempt at befriending a legendary beast, there's more beastly talk in Audience Intercommunication, it's off to Denver, Colorado in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there's hot zoo news...
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#88 - The Love Episode
Nous parlons d'amour! Chris is talking about young love, there's a bit of spite and a bit of fun in Audience Intercommunication, we're off to Australia in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, we're writing love songs, and Tom will speak of the Gr...
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#87 - The Home Episode
Hey! In a bit of a change in format, we'll be basing each episode for the foreseeable future around a theme (possibly very loosely) with this one being all about home! Chris talks about the meaning of home, we've got some home-based corresponde...
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Episode 86 - Cacti, Accents, and a Scary Bouncy Man
Autumnal greetings! The three horror shows of humour return with talk of cat / dog translations, cosmic jokes, claws, eunuchs, being locked in a closet, there's the return of Poetry Corner, the desert, Halloween season, Freddy Krueger, classic ...
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Bonus Stuff - SYMJ JINGLE MEGA MIX!
Here's 4 minutes plus of some of our best jingles from the last few years all blended together in roughly alphabetical order. Enjoy! Also available on our YouTube channel.....
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Episode 85 - Pandas, Spuds, and an Itchy Knee
Hello! The three jovial ferrets return with talk of potluck dinner parties, jelly bean games, spicy nachos, hotpot, ribs, eating challenges, dogs, noses, tongues, Chow Chows, Black Jacks, Paul McCartney, platinum, ripped bodies, Oktoberfest, pr...
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Episode 84 - Skint, Book Poison, and Whose Line is it Anyway?
Yeeees! Those three cheeky anthropoids return with talk of pod poverty, money-making schemes, advertisements, friendship, false alibis, cords, pink cards, doggies, lovely fish, naughty pictures, TV, Glen Armpeas, celebrity fallouts, MasterChef,...
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Episode 83 - Binbags, Prolific Pete, and a Trip to Crete
Bin a minute! The three scamps of folly return with talk of musical keyboards, hoildays to Crete, broken toes, water parks, gyros, cider searches, Where's Wally?, annoying people from the West Midlands, we're off to India in Far Off Foreign Aff...
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Episode 82 - Disappointment, Dirty Protests, and Primordial Soup
Bonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins, urine, space spanners, flasks of piss, we're off to Paris in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, horses in ...
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Episode 81 - Giving, Bratwursts, and a Farmer's Toilet
The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems,...
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Episode 80 - Grease, Sin, and Reptilian Overlords
Hola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy theories, David Icke, Pluto, Avril Lavigne, The People's Princess, "mates", confessions, Michigan (in ...
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Episode 79 - A Road Trip, Hooves, and Fun at the McMenemy Suite
Oh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (clip clop!), cans, Minty B being in touch about Pancake(s) Day, Robocop, the Vatican, ancient carvings, Wagamama's,...
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Episode 78 - Chickens, Tank Tops, and Words of (un)Wisdom
Guess who's back!? That's right...the triumphant trio return yet again with talk of supermarkets, embarrassing purchases, vests, service refusal, health checks, shrinking in height (decompression of the spine!), being overweight, liver fu...
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Episode 77 - Oscars, Koftas, and Job Offers
After a hiatus, the three giggling amigos are back with talk of yoga pants, elephants, koftas, dog bites, Thailand, motorways, luck, horse racing, open roads, supermarket trolleys, pound coins, gambling, keeping the economy afloat, WAGs, The Os...
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Episode 76 - World Records, Pirates, and Back in the DPRK
Welcome one and all! On this episode, the three ne'er-do-wells return with talk of illness, job applications, Grant (Nebraska), world records, Chris' mother, lanyards, plastic forks in a man's beard, number-one singles, rabbits out a hat,...
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Episode 75 - Cards, Cold Conditions, and Compromised Cash
Yeeeeessss, the jovial three piece are back again with talk of winter, worrying mothers, earmuffs, being sans jacket, bathhouses, capsule hotels, mountain air, condiments, Valentine cards, escaped monkeys, Pennsylvania, bucks, dogs eating thing...
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Episode 74 - Baba Vanga, Bin Women, and Banana Artwork
Belated new year greetings to you all! The three lounge lizards of mirth return with talk of whistling, writing on one's own hands, Chris' mysterious neighbour, the lads next door, wheelies, swapsies, art galleries, banana artwork, cyber warfar...
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Episode 73 (The Christmas Special) - Carrots, The Naughty List, and a Lump of Coal
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it from the three unwise middle-aged men! Feast on festive banter about advent calendars, the dentist, KFC, general merriment, Christmas trees, festive songs, The Jarrow Arrow, radio, Mariah Carey, ill...
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Episode 72 - Kippers, Couches, and The Monkey's Pyjamas
It's been a minute! The three clowns of communication return with an explanation as to why it's been a month, the tale of a little blue suitcase, Steve Cram in all his guises, Poetry Corner, smearing Nutella, fixing Britain, a mysterious manage...
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Episode 71 - Dystopia, Escapes, and an Autobiography
Those three horsemen of humour are back again with natter about cats, health checks, livers, stress, gums, a world exclusive from a famous runner (!), concern for Tom, The Beatles, AI, illegal Scandinavian reindeers, a big fence, passports, dyn...
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