Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Episodes
110 episodes
#103 - The Eating Out Episode
Greetings! The three patrons of questionable establishments return with talk of holidays in Thailand, pet peeves at the dining table, dream dinners guests, Jackie Chan, it's off to the windy city of Chicago in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar,...
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#102 - The Tropical Episode
Bananas! Coconuts! Mangoes to a pub! The three heroes have slightly unbuttoned their shirts to bring you tropical tales from the Maldives with Chris' ex-wife, Pancakes Day in the Tropics, pretending to be a tropical bird, it's off to Thailand f...
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#101 - The Winter Episode
Hello! Them three toerags are back again with spiel concerning wintry preferences, Orwellian dilemmas, hibernation, wet socks, jumping about in Russia in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, cozy times under the covers, the possible consignment o...
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#100 - The Hundredth Episode!
Thank you listeners for sticking with us all this way! It's party time!In a bit of a break from the norm, our heroes will be discussing some of their most cherished moments from the past 99 episodes. As well as moments that left a bad ta...
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#99 - The Christmas Episode
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! On this festive feast of an episode we have our annual gift exchange, we hear what the celebs do at this time of year, there's a jolly bag of mail from our dear, dear listeners, it's off to Copenhagen in Far Off Forei...
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#98 - The Cold Episode
It's getting colder out there, ISN'T IT!?* These three chilly chaps are chatting about whether they are cold or warm-hearted, you've got your tundric talk in Audience Communication, off to good ol' Norway we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from A...
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#97 - The Food Episode
Greetings and welcome! On this episode there is waffle of A-list celebrities favo(u)rite foods (that includes Chris, Pete and Tom), spicy vibes, adventurous dishes, food challenges in Singapore in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar (with a new j...
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#96 - The TV Episode
Hello, and welcome. On this barnstormer of an episode we have television nostalgia, talk of big TVs, talk of fave TV shows, naughty youths in China in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Tom has a home issue to discuss, public information films,...
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#95 - The Comeback Episode
Been a while! On this episode, we speak of celebrities being naughty, there are your welcome additions from some old and new voices, Chris takes us back to an old haunt in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, it all gets a bit apocalyptical, then...
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Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine....INCOMING!
That's right. After a bit of a hiatus, SYMJ shall return with full episodes in the very near future. Have a little listen to what them scamps have been up to in the meantime...
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#94 - The Space Episode
Na-Nu Na-Nu! The three jolly earthlings are back with talk of a canine creature in space, favourite space films, it's off to India we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we speak of smells / fragrances in space (kinda!), then there's our o...
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#93 - The Mythology Episode
Well, the three vagabonds are back again with talk of befriending a mythical beast in China, a doctor offers us his help, we talk about our fave mythological creatures, it's off to Scotland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we have an urban...
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#92 - The Future Episode
Been a minute! The three oddballs of oddness have returned from their busy schedules for Chris to talk about using A.I to describe us, there are more futuristic shenanigans from our lovely listeners, we go off to Toyota Woven City in Far Off Fo...
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#91 - The Fashion Episode
Happy New Year! (can we still say that!?)There is talk of Pete's misfortune, indoor footwear, Chris demonstrates his trend-setting capabilities, there's the first Audience Communication of 2025, it's off to Northern Ireland in Far Off F...
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#90 - The Christmas Episode
Joyeux Noel! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! We have an exchange of presents between the three pals, Chris talks of hunting down yet another beast, we have Tom's Audience Intercommunication, we're off to South Carolina in Far Off F...
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#89 - The Beast Episode
Wild things! Chris regales us with his successful attempt at befriending a legendary beast, there's more beastly talk in Audience Intercommunication, it's off to Denver, Colorado in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there's hot zoo news...
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#88 - The Love Episode
Nous parlons d'amour! Chris is talking about young love, there's a bit of spite and a bit of fun in Audience Intercommunication, we're off to Australia in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, we're writing love songs, and Tom will speak of the Gr...
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#87 - The Home Episode
Hey! In a bit of a change in format, we'll be basing each episode for the foreseeable future around a theme (possibly very loosely) with this one being all about home! Chris talks about the meaning of home, we've got some home-based corresponde...
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Episode 86 - Cacti, Accents, and a Scary Bouncy Man
Autumnal greetings! The three horror shows of humour return with talk of cat / dog translations, cosmic jokes, claws, eunuchs, being locked in a closet, there's the return of Poetry Corner, the desert, Halloween season, Freddy Krueger, classic ...
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Bonus Stuff - SYMJ JINGLE MEGA MIX!
Here's 4 minutes plus of some of our best jingles from the last few years all blended together in roughly alphabetical order. Enjoy! Also available on our YouTube channel.....
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Episode 85 - Pandas, Spuds, and an Itchy Knee
Hello! The three jovial ferrets return with talk of potluck dinner parties, jelly bean games, spicy nachos, hotpot, ribs, eating challenges, dogs, noses, tongues, Chow Chows, Black Jacks, Paul McCartney, platinum, ripped bodies, Oktoberfest, pr...
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Episode 84 - Skint, Book Poison, and Whose Line is it Anyway?
Yeeees! Those three cheeky anthropoids return with talk of pod poverty, money-making schemes, advertisements, friendship, false alibis, cords, pink cards, doggies, lovely fish, naughty pictures, TV, Glen Armpeas, celebrity fallouts, MasterChef,...
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Episode 83 - Binbags, Prolific Pete, and a Trip to Crete
Bin a minute! The three scamps of folly return with talk of musical keyboards, hoildays to Crete, broken toes, water parks, gyros, cider searches, Where's Wally?, annoying people from the West Midlands, we're off to India in Far Off Foreign Aff...
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Episode 82 - Disappointment, Dirty Protests, and Primordial Soup
Bonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins, urine, space spanners, flasks of piss, we're off to Paris in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, horses in ...
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Episode 81 - Giving, Bratwursts, and a Farmer's Toilet
The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems,...
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